Lord of the Flies by Erick Hintze

 

We are camping and she says Stand still and she sprays me with Deep Woods Off Lift up your arm and she sprays me with Deep Woods Off Lift up your other arm and she sprays me with Deep Woods Off and she sprays the fronts of my legs Turn around and she sprays the backs of my legs Turn around and close your eyes so I turn around and close my eyes and she sprays me in the face with Deep Woods Off Okay you can go play but I don’t want to play anymore so I’m going inside to read my book.

 

New York Tyrant Vol. I No. III